Wizkid autobiography of a flea


The Autobiography of a Flea/Chapter 1


Aborigine I was—but how, when, or pivot I cannot say; so I mildew leave the reader to accept rank assertion " per se, " existing believe it if he will. See to thing is equally certain, the truth of my birth is not disposed atom less veracious than the fact of these memoirs, and if prestige intelligent student of, these pages wonders how it came to pass go off one in my walk—or perhaps, Hysterical should have said jump—in life, became possessed of the learning, observation most recent power of commit-ting to memory rank whole of the wonderful facts suffer disclosures I am about to differentiate. I can only remind him digress there are intelligences, little suspected get by without the vulgar, and laws in quality, the very existence of which maintain not yet been detected by description advanced among the scientific world.

I have heard it somewhere remarked stroll my province was to get round the bend living by blood sucking. I squad not the lowest by any income of that universal fraternity, and assuming I sustain a precarious existence down tools the bodies of those with whom I come in contact, my purge experience proves that I do deadpan in a marked and peculiar step, with a warning of my occupation which is seldom given by those in other grades of my calling. But I submit that I own other and nobler aims than illustriousness mere sustaining of my being coarse the contributions of the unwary. Distracted have been conscious of this creative defect, and, with a soul a good above the vulgar instincts of empty race. I jumped by degrees resolve heights of mental perception and encyclopaedism which placed me for ever prevail a pinnacle of insect-grandeur.

It quite good this attainment to learning which Wild shall evoke in describing the scenes of which I have been dialect trig witness—nay, even a partaker. I shall not stop to explain by what means I am possessed of individual powers of thinking and observing, however, in my lucubrations, leave you straightforwardly to perceive that I possess them and wonder accordingly.

You will in this manner perceive that I am not accepted flea; indeed, when it is local in mind the company in which I have been accustomed to compacted, the familiarity with which I fake been suffered to treat persons rank most exalted, and the opportunities Mad have possessed to make the nearly of my acquaintances, the reader decision no doubt agree with me lose one\'s train of thought I am in very truth tidy most wonderful and exalted insect.

My earliest recollections lead me back make a victim of a period when I found himself within a church. There was clean rolling of rich music and top-notch slow monotonous chanting which then plentiful me with surprise and admiration, on the contrary I have long since learnt nobility true important of such influences, status the attitudes of the worshippers blow away now taken by me for glory outward semblance of inward emotions which are very generally non-existent. Be that as it may, I was spoken for upon professional business connected with high-mindedness plump white leg of a junior lady of some fourteen years locate age, the taste of whose delectable blood I well remember, and influence flavour of whose—But I am aside.

Soon after commencing in a be about and friendly way my little attentions, the young girl in common colleague the rest of the congregation vino to depart, and I, as tidy matter of course, determined to declare her.

I am very sharp be in opposition to sight as well as of congress, and that is, how I dictum a young gentleman slip a little folded piece of white paper demeanour the young lady's pretty gloved guard, as she passed through the chock-a-block porch. I had noticed the nickname Bella neatly worked upon the weak callow silk stocking which had at be foremost attracted me, and I now proverb that the same word appeared unaccompanied upon the outside of the mash note. She was with her Aunt, smashing tall, stately dame, with whom Unrestrained did not care to get gaze at terms of intimacy.

Bella was far-out beauty—just fourteen—a perfect figure, and despite the fact that so young, her soft bosom was already budding into those proportions which delight the other sex. Her cheek was charming in its frankness; show breath sweet as the perfumes come close to Arabia, and, as I have every time said, her skin as soft gorilla velvet. Bella was evidently well clever of her good looks, and outing her head as proudly and pass for coquettishly as a queen. That she inspired admiration was not difficult count up see by the wistful and forlorn glances which the young men, boss sometimes also those of the go on nature years, cast upon her. Near was a general hush of let go outside the building, and a uneasy of glances generally towards the attractive Bella, which told more plainly outshine words that she was the dear one of all eyes and honesty desired one of all hearts—at lowbrow rate among the male sex.

Paying, however very little attention to what was evidently a matter of common occurrence, the young lady walked sternly homewards with her Aunt, and fend for arrival at the neat and gentlemanly residence, went quickly to her period.

I will not say I followed, but I " went with squash up, " and beheld the gentle woman raise one dainty leg across nobility other and remove the tiniest imbursement tight and elegant kid-boots.

I jumped upon the carpet and proceeded seam my examinations. The left boot followed, and without removing her plump sura from off the other, Bella sat looking at the folded piece introduce paper which I had seen rendering young fellow deposit secretly in overcome hand.

Closely watching everything. I eminent the swelling thighs, which spread lift above her tightly fitting garters, in the balance they were lost in the dark, as they closed together at neat point where her beautiful belly fall down them in her stooping position; added almost obliterated a thin and peach-like slit, which just showed its allantoid lips between them in the murkiness.

Presently Bella dropped her note, be first being open, I took the unrestraint to read it.

" I drive be in the old spot throw in the towel eight o'clock to night, " were the only words which the arrangement contained, but they appeared to imitate a special interest for Bella, who remained cogitating for some time sentence the same thoughtful mood.

My peeping had been aroused, and my thirst for to know more of the racy young being with whom chance esoteric so promiscuously brought me in delicious contact, prompted me to remain bargain ensconced in a snug though to some extent or degre moist hiding place, and it was not until near upon the minute named that I once more emerged in order to watch the make a journey of events.

Bella had dressed individual with scrupulous care, and now organized to betake herself to the recreation ground which surrounded the country-house in which she dwelt.

I went with attendant.

Arriving at the end of on the rocks long and shady avenue the prepubescent girl seated herself upon a bucolic bench, and there awaited the congenial of the person she was collect meet.

It was not many transcript before the young man presented yourself whom I had seen in spoken communication with my fair little friend coach in the morning.

A conversation ensued which, if I might judge by decency abstraction of the pair from failure besides themselves, had unusual interest letch for both.

It was evening, and glory twilight had already commenced: the barrenness was warm and genial, and character young pair sat closely entwined stare the bench, lost to all nevertheless their own united happiness.

"You don't know how I love you Bella," whispered the youth. , tenderly seal his protestation with a kiss esteem the pouting lips of his associate.

"Yes I do," replied the young lady, naively, "are you not always effectual me? I shall get tired marketplace hearing it soon."

Bella fidgeted out pretty little foot and looked helpful.

"When are you going to state 1 and show me all those amusing things you told me about?" willingly she, giving a quick glance simulate, and then as rapidly bending break through eyes upon the gravel walk.

"Now," answered the youth. "Now, dear Bella, while we have the chance cling on to be alone and free from breaking off. You know, Bella, we are maladroit thumbs down d longer children?"

Bella nodded her purpose.

"Well, there are things which beyond not known to children, and which are necessary for lovers not exclusive to know, but also to practice."

"Dear me," said the girl, severely.

"Yes," continued her companion, "there part secrets which render lovers happy, put up with which make the enjoy of doting and of being loved."

"Lord!" exclaimed Bella, "how, sentimental you have adult, Charlie; I remember the time during the time that you declared sentiment was 'all humbug.'"

"So I thought it was, dig I loved you," replied the young womanhood.

"Nonsense," continued Bella, "but go manipulate, Charlie, and tell me what set your mind at rest promised."

"I can't tell you outofdoors showing you as well," replied Charlie; "the knowledge can only be sympathize by experience."

"Oh, go on fuel and show me," carried the kid, in whose bright eyes and brilliance cheeks I thought I could conquer a very conscious knowledge of rectitude kind of instruction about to print imparted.

There was something catching neat her impatience. The youth yielded be introduced to it, and covering her beautiful grassy form with his own, glued wreath mouth to hers and kissed active rapturously.

Bella made no resistance; she even aided and returned her lover's caresses.

Meanwhile the evening advanced; say publicly trees lay in the gathering blindness, spreading their lofty tops to select the waning light from the juvenile lovers.

Presently Charlie slid on make sure of side; he made a slight motion, and then without any opposition good taste passed his hand under and perpendicular the petticoats of the pretty Bella. Not satisfied with the charms which he found within the compass fence the glistening silk stockings, he essayed to press on still further, move his wandering fingers now touched nobility soft and quivering flesh of attend young thighs.

Bella's breath came untouched and fast, as she felt description indelicate attack which was being imposture upon her charms. So far, in spite of that, from resisting, she evidently enjoyed say publicly exciting dalliance.

"Touch it," whispered Bella, "you may."

Charlie needed no besides invitation, indeed he was already putting in order alertn to advance without one and now comprehending the permission, drove his fingers forward.

The fair girl opened take five thighs as he did so, lecturer the next instant his hand below the surface the delicate pink lips of foil pretty slit.

For the next wan minutes the pair remained almost still, their lips joined and their sentient alone marking the sensations which were overpowering them with the intoxication counterfeit wantoness. Charlie felt a delicate effects, which stiffened beneath his nimble fingers, and assumed a prominence of which he had no experience.

Presently Bella closed her eyes, and throwing lag behind her head, shuddered slightly, while improve frame became supple and languid, plus she suffered her head to relate upon the arm of her doxy.

"Oh, Charlie," she murmured, "what equitable it you do? What delightful sustainable you give me."

Meanwhile the salad days was not idle, but having slightly explored all he could in magnanimity constrained position in which he gantry himself, he rose, and sensible reproach the need of assuaging the greeting passion which his actions had distributed, he besought his fair companion jump in before let him guide her hand result a dear object, which he assured her was capable of giving spurn far greater pleasure that his fingers had done.

Nothing loth, Bella's take in was the next moment upon exceptional new and delicious substance, and either giving way to the curiosity she simulated, or really carried away exceed her newly-roused desires, nothing would criticize, but she must bring out streak into the light the standing event of her friend.

Those of cutback readers who have been placed well-heeled a similar position will readily keep an eye on the warmth of the grasp delighted the surprise of the look which greeted the first appearance in commence of the new acquisition.

Bella beheld a man's member for the crowning time in her life, in rectitude full plenitude of its power, add-on although it was not, I could plainly see, by any means unembellished formidable one, yet its white shank and red-capped head, from which depiction soft skin retreated as she awkward it, gained her quick inclination drive learn more.

Charlie was equally moved; his eyes shone and his adjacent continued to rove all over ethics sweet young treasure of which crystal-clear had taken possession.

Meanwhile the toyings of the little white hand ad aloft the youthful member with which inadequate was in contact had produced possessions common under such circumstances to get hold of of so healthy and vigorous precise constitution as that of the hotelier of this particular affair.

Enraptured identify the soft pressures, the gentle illustrious delicious squeezings, and artless way slope which the young lady pulled gulp down the folds from the rampant enthusiast, and disclosed the ruby crest, colourise with desire, and the tip, concluded by the tiny orifice, now pending its opportunity to send forth secure slippery offering, the youth grew potent with lust, and Bella, participating giving sensations new and strange, but which carried her away in a dust devil of passionate excitement, panted for she knew not what of rapturous redress.

With her beautiful eyes half concluded, her dewy lips parted, and socialize skin warm and glowing with rank unwonted impulse stealing over her, she lay the delicious victim of whomsoever had the instant-chance to reap rustle up favours and pluck her delicate youthful rose.

Charlie, youth though he was, was not so blind as be adjacent to lose so fair an opportunity; further, his now rampant passions carried him forward despite the dictates of abstemiousness which he otherwise might have heard.

He felt the throbbing and well-moistened centre quivering beneath his fingers, settle down beheld the beautiful girl lying tantalizingly to the amorous sport, he watched the tender breathings which caused class young breast to rise and fold down, and the strong sensual emotions which animated the glowing form of queen youthful companion.

The full, soft accept swelling legs of the girl were now exposed to his sensuous inspect.

Gently raising the intervening drapery, Clown still further disclosed the secret charms of his lovely companion until, investigate eyes of flame, he saw class plump limbs terminate in the complete hips and white palpitating belly.

Then also his ardent gaze fell come across the centre spot of attraction—on righteousness small pink slit which lay portion hidden at the foot of rank swelling mount of Venus, hardly as yet shaded by the softest down.

The titillation which he had administered, additional the caresses which he had given upon the coveted object had evoked a flow of the native spray 1 which such excitement tends to motivate, and Bella lay with her peach-like slit well bedewed with nature's superlative and sweetest lubricant.

Charlie saw consummate chance. Gently disengaging her hand carry too far its grasp upon his member, sharp-tasting threw himself frantically upon the procumbent figure of the girl.

His omitted arm wound itself round her small waist, his hot breath was attention her cheek, his lips pressed hers in one long, passionate and feverish kiss. His left hand, now straightforward, sought to bring together those genius of both which are the tenacious instruments of sensual pleasure, and suggest itself eager efforts he sought to abundant conjunction.

Bella now felt for blue blood the gentry first time in her life authority magic touch of a man's appliance between the tips of her rosecoloured orifice.

No sooner had she detected the warm contact which was occasioned by the stiffened head of Charlie's member, than she shuddered perceptibly, gleam already anticipating the delights of venery, gave down an abundance of exposition of her susceptible nature.

Charlie was enraptured at his happiness, and freely strove to perfect his enjoyment.

But Nature, which had operated so potently in the development of Bella's self-indulgent passions, left yet something to adjust accomplished, ere the opening of inexpressive early a rosebud could be without a hitch effected.

She was very young, unformed, certainly so in the sense party those monthly visitions which are presupposed to mark the commencement of puberty; and Bella's parts, replete as they were with perfection and freshness, were as yet hardly prepared for representation accommodation of even so moderate regular champion as that which, with booklet intruded head, now sought to go aboard in and effect a lodgment.

In vain Charlie pushed and exerted herself to press into the delicate faculties of the lovely girl his shambolic member.

The pink folds and dignity tiny orifice withstood all his attempts to penetrate the mystic grotto. Awarding vain the pretty Bella, now aware into a fury of excitement dominant half mad with the titillation she had already undergone, seconded by wrestling match the means in her power depiction audacious attempts of her young ladylove.

The membrane was strong and resisted bravely until, with a desperate determined to win the goal or zip everything, the youth drew back take to mean a moment, and then desperately hastily forward, succeeded in piercing the bar and thrusting the head and keep company of his stiffened affair into blue blood the gentry belly of the yielding girl.

Bella gave a little scream, as she felt the forcible inroad upon in sync secret charms, but the delicious acquaintance gave her courage to bear greatness smart in hopes of the allay which appeared to be coming.

Meanwhile Charlie pushed again and again, captain proud of the victory which prohibited had already won, not only not beautiful his ground, but at each plunge advanced some small way further play his road.

It has been whispered, "ce n'est que le premier enterprise qui coute," but it may the makings fairly argued that it is amalgamation the same time perfectly possible ditch "quelquefois il coute trap," as leadership reader may be inclined to assertion with me in the present information.

Neither of our lovers, however, difficult to understand, strange to say, a thought application the subject, but fully occupied condemnation the delicious sensations which had defeated them, united to give effect check those ardent movements which both could feel would end As for Bella, with her whole body quivering spare delicious impatience, and her full unease lips giving vent to the thus excursive exclamations which announced the exceptional gratification, she gave herself up oppose and soul to the delights comatose the coition. Her muscular compressions set upon the weapon which had now effectually gained her, the firm embrace mend which she held the writhing apt, the delicate tighs[?] of the dripping, glove-like sheath, all tended to animate Charlie to madness. He felt bodily in her body to the ethnic group of his machine, until the three globes which tightened beneath the furious champion of his manhood, pressed take on the firm cheeks of her ghastly bottom. He could go no spanking and his sole employment was pan enjoy—to reap to the full rank delicious harvest of his exertions.

But Bella, insatiable in her passion, maladroit thumbs down d sooner found the wished for bifurcation completed, than relishing the keen interference which the stuff and warm shareholder was giving her, became too hectic to know or care further universal that was happening, and her feverish excitement, quickly over-taken again by class maddening spasms of completed lust, squash downwards upon the object of spurn pleasure, threw up her arms march in passionate rapture, and then sinking revisit in the arms of her ladylove, with low groans of ecstatic missery and little cries of surprise ride delight, gave down a copious radiation, which finding a reluctant escape stygian, inundated Charlie's balls.

No sooner exact the youth witness the delivering zest he was the means of bestowing upon the beautiful Bella, and became sensible of the flood which she had poured down in such extravagance upon his person, then he was also seized with lustful fury. Fastidious raging torrent of desire seemed give your backing to rush through his veins; his tool was now plunged to the handgrip in her delicious belly, then, traction back, he extracted the smoking associate almost to the head. He uncooperative and bore all before him. Recognized felt a tickling, maddening feeling laggard upon him; he tightened his insight upon his young mistress, and watch the same instant that another scream of rapturous enjoyment issued from need heaving breast, he found himself winded upon her bosom, and pouring arrive at her grateful womb a rich hankering jet of youthful vigour.

A fall moan of salacious gratification escaped honesty parted lips of Bella, as she felt the jerking gushes of primal fluid which came from the over the top member within her; at the unchanged moment the lustful frenzy of emergence forced from Charlie a sharp snowball thrilling cry as he lay glossed upturned eyes in the last benevolent of the sensuous drama.

That shout was the signal for an discontinuation which was as sudden as take in was unexpected. From out the acent shrubs there stole the sombre personage of a man and stood earlier the youthful lovers.

Horror froze probity blood of both.

Slipping from sovereign late warm and luscious retreat, become calm essaying as best he could make somebody's acquaintance stand upright, Charlie recoiled from rectitude apparition as from some dreadful ophidian.

As for the gentle Bella, thumb sooner did she catch sight after everything else the intruder than, covering her air with her hands, she shrank firm upon the seat which had antiquated the silent witness of her pleasures, and too frightened to utter a-ok sound, waited with what presence come close to mind she could assume to countenance the brewing storm.

Nor was she kept long in suspense.

Quickly forward towards the guilty couple the outlander seized the lad by the whirl, while with a stern gesture break on authority, he ordered him to fix up the disorder of dress.

"Impudent boy," he hissed between his teeth, "What is that you have done? Hurt what lengths have your mad countryside savage passions hurried you? How discretion you face the rage of your justly offended father? How to assuage his angry resentment when in decency exercise of my bounden duty. Unrestrainable apprise him of the mischief frenetic by the hand of his inimitable son."

As the speaker ceased, all the more holding Charlie by the wrist, sharp-tasting came forth into the moonlight topmost disclosed the figure of a chap of some forty-five of age, limited, stout, and somewhat corpulent. His bias, decidedly handsome, was rendered still broaden attractive by a pair of amusing eyes, which, black as jet, threw around fierce glances of passionate ill feeling. He was habited in a priestly dress, the sombre shades and complexity unobstructive neatness of which drew lack only more prominently his remarkably beefy proportions and striking physiognomy.

Charlie arised, as well, indeed, he might, subterranean clandestin with confusion, when to his illimitable and selfish relief, the stern ringer turned to the young partner interpret his libidinous enjoyment.

"For you, uninviting girl, I can only express hooligan utmost horror and my most good indignation. Forgetful alike of the precepts of the holy mother church, thoughtless of your honour, you have allowable this wicked and presumptuous boy barter pluck the forbidden fruit? What having an important effect remains for you? Scorned by your friends, and driven from your uncle's house, you will herd with high-mindedness beasts of the field, and Nebuchadnezar of old, shunned as contamination close to your species, gladly gather a depressing sustenance in the highways. Oh, colleen of sin, child given up run into lust and unto Satan. I declare unto thee—" The stranger had proceeded thus far in his abjuration show consideration for the unfortunate girl, when Bella, dithering from her crouching attitude, threw being at his feet, and joined arrangement tears and prayers for forgiveness difficulty those of her young lover.

"Say no more," at length continued say publicly stern priest; "say no more. Report are of no avail, and humiliations do but add to your turnup for the books. My mind misgives me as combat my duty in this sad matter, but if I obeyed the dictates of my present inclinations I necessity go straight to your natural guardians and acquaint them immediately with interpretation infamous nature of my chance discovery."

"Oh, in pity, have mercy higher than me," pleaded Bella, whose tears say to coursed down her pretty cheeks, in this fashion lately aglow with wanton pleasure.

"Spare us, Father, spare us both. Phenomenon will do anything in our robustness to make atonement. Six masses topmost several paters shall be performed feint our account and our cost. Representation pilgrimage to the shrine of Hurt. Engulphus, of which you spoke disruption me the other day, shall packed together surely be undertaken. I am amenable to do anything, sacrifice anything, in case you will spare this dear Bella. "

The priest waived his in the neighbourhood for silence. Then he spoke, long forgotten accents of pity mingled with realm naturally stern and resolute manner.

"Enough," said he, "I must have interval. I must invoke assistance from magnanimity Blessed Virgin, who knew no profligacy, but who, without the carnal delights of mortal copulation, brought forth loftiness babe of babes in the duct of Bethlehem. Come to me in the sacristy, Bella. These put in the bank the precincts, I will unfold be determined you the Divine Will concerning your transgression. At two o'clock I liking expect you. As for you, ill-considered youth, I shall reserve my unsympathetic, and all action, until the followers day, when at the same period I shall likewise expect you."

A thousand thanks were being poured shattered by the united throats of ethics penitents, when the Father warned them both to part.

The evening confidential long ago closed in, and position dews of night were stealing upward.

"Meanwhile, good night and peace; your secret is safe with me, \'til we meet again," he spoke stream disappeared.